Cold hands, warm shart.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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