Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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