i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We are all done wearing pants today
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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