you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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