dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
too bad you live with your parents still
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
soo... how was my night?
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