Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
jump out the window naked night went bad
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
