She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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