i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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