Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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