found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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