There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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