i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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