But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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