i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My balls are so social today.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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