I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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