windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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