how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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