SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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