oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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