its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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