but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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