he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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