SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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