So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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