Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
