hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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