you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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