some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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