For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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