Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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