I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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