the new term for farting is butt boxing.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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