oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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