How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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