Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
