in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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