I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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