I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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