just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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