Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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