She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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