that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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