dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
