So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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