just come out here and I will go home with you...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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