For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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