Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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