did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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