it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
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so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Two words: nipple clamps
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