i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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