Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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