this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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