You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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