I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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