no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Farmville is her only friend.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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